It’s not even that I have a particular fondness for pole axes. But wow, am I impressed by these! And kinda-sorta coveting them.
I WANT THESE!!!!!
Who’d have known your stomach could double as a camera?
Two UK students, Josh Lake and Luke Evans, ate 35mm film and were able to process photos after the film, erm, came out!
SHIT GRANDMA WE CAN’T TAKE YOUR ASS ANYWHERE.
GRANDMA YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be in the tumblr laws. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
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moments i remember that the world isn't like it is online
- Customer (to his son): Alright buddy, what flavor do you want?
- Son: The rainbow one
- Customer: You want the color one? We'll get the color one then. (to me) We'll get the colored one.
- Me: The Rainbow Ice? (that's the name of the flavor)
- Customer shakes his head
- Customer: No the color one. I'm not trying to raise him to be a TOTAL fruitcake.
So this was a thing that happened and every time I look at that first photo I start sobbing grossly. Archie found the sign in Barnes and Noble and I just about died because it was perfect.
Then he pulled out the prankster’s gambit….
Thanks so much for taking the photos Lauren! ;v;
Myself as John Egbert
heroicbrawn as DadOh my god, you guys are perfect, aslkfjsaf.
OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO CUTE D: D: <3333 ;U;
Grant Imahara built an arc reactor with his bare hands. He cosplays as the Tenth Doctor. He built Geoffrey the Robot for Craig Ferguson. He competed in Battlebots. He worked at Lucasfilm and ILM and on upgrading R2 for the prequels.
A perfect person. And yes I typed that all up off the top of my head. Because I want to be Grant when I grow up.
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can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
A conversation about marriage (with some classmates)
- Classmate #1: Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
- Classmate #2: I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
- Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
- Classmates: ....
- Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
- Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
- Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
- Me: Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
- Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
- Me: What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
- Classmate #1: Yeah...
- Me: Does he love animals, too?
- Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
- Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
- Classmate #1: ....
- Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
